HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money.
HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don’t you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I’ve already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.
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haha ....few r really v cool
sazzie
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lol liked the "havent i seen you someplace before" one a lot, also the movie one:D
Obama
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Vow James Bond was turned down by that many girls…
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:k:
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:D
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haha the 8th one is funny
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lol :D
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lol :D.............
skstar
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lol
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
:D
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lol
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