Mom and Dad were watching their little boy Johnny say his good
night prayers, “God bless Mommy, Daddy, Doggie, and phooey on
the cat.” The next day they got up and went down to the kitchen
and
found the cat dead on the kitchen floor. That night, they again
listened
to Johnny, “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and phooey on the doggie.”
The next day they got up, went down to the kitchen, and found the
dog
dead. That night, intently listening in on Johnny’s bedtime
prayers they
heard, “God bless Mommy, and phooey on Daddy.” Well you can
imagine the horror. Daddy tossed and turned all night,
alternating
between thinking it’s just a coincidence and worrying himself
sleepless. Well, morning came and Daddy, feeling somewhat better,
went down to the kitchen to fix some breakfast. Realizing he
needed
some milk, he opened the back door to the morning’s milk
delivery,
whereupon he found the milkman dead on the back porch.
L O L :)
oh i've heard this one before, but everytime, it gets to me....and i feel sorry for the poor dad!!
garsh..
:):):):):)
on the same lines
a pathologist performed and autopsy and was amazed to see the size of the deceased ****. Intrigued, he thought of slicing it and showing it to his wife. When he took it to her, she expressed her bewilderment in a very shocking fashion. She exclaimed, 'Oh my God, moulvi sahib died!!!!'