Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Robert Mugabe died & went straight to
hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see
how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well ,devil
how much do I owe you???
The devil says “Five million dollars”
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna
call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too”
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil
how much do I owe you???
The devil says “Ten million dollars”
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.
Robert Mugabe was even more jealous & starts screaming, “I want to call
Zim too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to
the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody”…
He called Zim and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked &
talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you???
The devil says “One dollar”.
Mugabe is stunned & says “One dollar??? Only one ****ing dollar??”
The devil says “Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell,
it’s local”.