Phatima1 speaks in Political Affairs

So I was talking with my Dad the other day. We were discussing the general situation in Pakistan. My Dad thinks that we should focus most on improving education there. He said if we do that, everything else will fix itself within some generations.

Me, I’m more for affirmitive action. So I tell my Dad I think we should first work on destroying (and I mean that quite literally) the corruption, or filth, in Pakistan. (The name “PAKistan” has become a joke, come to think of it.) I suggested we create an underground organization with the sole purpose of reestablishing Pakistan to the true state it was meant to be as Jinnah intended. Operations that will be executed must be well thought-out, taking into consideration a philosophy in which the ends justify the means so long as the end is a greater good than the means an evil.

So let’s say there is this particular building that stands for something that this underground movement is absolutely against. Send out notes to all the major news networks of Pakistan (there’s only so many) warning them of an upcoming bomb threat or what-have-you and give them a potential time span. BOOM. This way, there will be a minimum number of casualties.

Okay so maybe the idea of using a bomb is a bit of a lack of creativity on my part. Maybe even a few deaths isn’ts worth an eventually sincere nation. But, we could use the ubiquitous corruption to our advantage by pulling strings here and there to get what we need done.

My point–> To all the Uncles who spend their free time debating Pakistani Affairs: this may be the only chance you ever get to do something about what you have been arguing for. Enough of the political discussions with your buddies over a cup of chai. What’s the point in having an opinion if you’re not willing to do anything about it? Join my underground team for the betterment of the Pakistani society.

And, if my genius plan fails, I will retreat and go with my father’s more passive idea and become a teacher in my Pindh. :>

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yeah a Rani Mukherji look alike teachiing in her Pind. All the boys will wanna see your movies in class :hayaa:

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First of all get rid of the pink font in this forum

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I refuse.

Please stop with your hatred against colored guppies. Racism. Yet another problem we have amongst the numerous different ethnic groups in Pakistan. When will you people learn?! :bummer:

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It was a friendly advice. I am telling you people will not take you seriously here with a pink font.

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yaar ye pink font yahan bhee? :smack:

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Although I agree with your point, I think there has to be a middle way between your point and your dads... And the pink is rather much.. Kinds makes you have to squint... But if you like it then far be it for me to complain:)

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We have our own Pink PhatDon here :phati:

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join some group like HDF and make grassroots level change. this advise is free :)

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^ and I am sure you wont even charge the shipping and handling :)

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I can’t help being pink. :phati:

Now please everyone let’s stop derailing the thread. I’m trying to start a revolution here. Who wants to join my crew? What shall our first operation be?

I think we should start out by secretly replacing the film tapes of Pakistani films in the theaters with tapes of Aziz Mian’s Qawal sessions. So then when all the ganday rickshay walay go there for the premier of “Haseena Atom Bomb” they will be surprised by a 2-hour recording of Aziz Mian rocking it with his crew.

haha imagine that. And they might even learn a thing or two (on accident).

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aziz mian only rolls...does not rock

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my dear if u want ^^ such kindaa revolution , than watch out ! u’re at a wrong place …

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Yea dude. Aziz Mian also HAS rolls. Quite a few, actually. But that's beside the point.

hsap - I am prepared to get some negativity from the chai-drinking passive Uncles who could spend a whole day debating and not lift a finger to actually do anything about it.

And now, an excerpt from my journal:

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I'm going to blow up Heera Mandi some day. I might feel half-bad about blowing up a bunch of innocent people (if you call corrupt pervy politicians and prostitutes "innocent"). So that would mean I would have to find a way to evacuate the entire area, and THEN blow it up. Maybe some sort of a written threat could be sent to several different news/media organizations and politicians to get the message around and alert everyone. Then, on the set date and time...boom. Problem solved.

This is step 1 in creating Pakistan.

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............excuase me .

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oh please my lord, let this not happen again.

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I am trying to lock this thread…no worky..:hoonh: