^^^ Phatima1 Jokes ^^^ [merged]

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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For those who did not hear this one before:

Q - Why do people call Phatima1 Rani Mukherjee?
A - Cuz Phati also talks in Phati voice.

:halo:

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I’ve heard that one before. :hmmm: You must’ve copied it from one of the thousands of fan websites that have been created in my honor and glory.

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Who’s Rani Mukergee?:konfused:

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This one Indian actress who looks and sounds like an ape. :bummer:

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^ Oye she is my favourite actress, now apologise before I ban you. :)

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Priyanka chopra is much beter!:cb:
If Rani is ur fav actress u better get in the line to make sure Abhishek doesnt go ahead to marry her:cb:

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^^^ What would…^^^

Q - What would Phatima1 say if she saw something really cool?
A - Dayum, that’s Phat yo…:smiley:

:cb:

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LOL are you joking?! :smiley: omg hahaha

woa. I would have figured you to be more of the Noor Jahan…maybe even Lata Mangeshkar type. :smiley: jk jk.

Please accept my most humble apology. (I do those with a clown face on. :clown: )

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:rotfl:
Aaawwwwwwww Unkils got a crush,.thats sho cute naaaaa:blush:

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He didn’t say he had a crush on her! :smack: He said she was his favorite actress…

Just like I’m his favorite Mod. :phati:

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Actually, no I wouldn’t degrade myself to the point where I start speaking like shoaib akhter.

:phati:

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:hehe:^

hi
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:rotfl:

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hahahah.

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:omg: :omg:

Phattsooo - ju are shoooo chweeeTTTTTT :shikra:

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ignoring Uncle Stalker like he does to her in Cafe :snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

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^^^ Impressing Phatima1 ^^^

Q - What is one way to impress Phatima when she comes over to your house?
A - Serve her some tasty Phatisa.

:halo:

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PHATIMA1 is definitely one of the stupidest guppies around here.. I wouldn't waste time like Hum_Hain_lajawab to write on someone like phatima1 (and she's a moderator here! can you believe it?)

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what’s that?:konfused:…some type of pasta?:konfused:

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Hey! :( You can't talk to me like that!

And I'm not stupid! :( HHL is my pal he can do whatever he wants!