Phatima½ , EMM, PCG , Sara516, hareem01 ki GRAND ANNUAL MEETING!

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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*Phatima½ , EMM, PCG , Sara516, hareem01 bohat tang a chukee theeN kay aye din unko jokes forum mai unko zaleel kia jata hai.

EMM nay kaha mai to doctor hooN, tum say say ziyada clever, aur tum hi socho kya karna hai in larko ka kiyoNkay maine Nadia Khan Show dekhna hai because arjay tharki uncle nay beech mai mera naam mention karna hai.

PCG nay kaha kay WE ALL MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE JOKES!

Sara516 said the same! There must be done something.

hareem01 said she was really pissed too!

Phatima½ said I really hate ASN! he is not my pal anymore.

they thought and thought…almost 8 hours passed by…but still no solution.

They thought calling Anwar Qureshi would be a great idea! So the girls called him up, magar Anwar Qureshi bajaye koi help karta kehne laga kay mai to kal say khud ro ro kay ankhaiN laal kar li haiN, kiyonKay dubara koi MOD ban gya, aur mai samja tha is daffa meri baari hai, and he hangs up.

Still no Solution!

50 saal guzar gaye aur wo sab usi kamray mai sochtee raheeN!

60 saal…

70 saal…

Achanak Shikra aik din us ghar mai aya, to kya dekhta hai

Phatima½ pink color ka pen pakkar kar paper ka hawai jahaz bana rahi thi…aur keh rahi thi “Marooo Sab maroooooooooo”

EMM kay baal safaid, aur wo thar thar sardi say kaamp rahi thi, aur keh rahi thi “haye ni mai budhi ho gayi, haye ni mai budhi ho gayi”

PCG soti pakkar kar chehal qadmi kar rahi thi…aur keh rahi thi “haye mera tid, haye mera tiddd”

hareem ki haddiaN aur Kub nikla hoa tha aur wo beth kar gana ga rahi thi “beete lamhay jab bi yaad atay haiN…”…

Shikra dubara baahir ko bhaaga, aur dekha kay ghar kay darwazay par likha hoa tha “Ye PAGAL KHANA ban chukka hai, Andar Ana Mana Hai”

:hehe:*

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Phatima½ :omg:

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:YES!::D

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and sara516 quit on them??

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hahahahahahahahahahhaha :rotfl:

Punch line sey ziada funny mujhe scenarios aur reasons lagin :omg::rotfl::omg:

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hahahahahhh

:omg:

:smiley:

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:omg:

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:biggthumb

Iran Cracks Down on Opposition to Thwart Protest
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Part2

Then Shikra thought that he shud not abandon his old buddies, wo he went back and to cheer them up, told them a joke. Everyone laughed except EMM.

Shikra came back next day, he found everyone sad except EMM who was laughing. He asked why is EMM laughing, phatima1 said, “us ko kal wala joke aaj samjh aaya hai”

Timepaas
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^ I read half of it and I knew that was coming next :hehe::k:

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:hehe:

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Yara kam az kam Arjay Uncle ko tu chor doo , he is like a fatherly figure to many of us .

I dont like it !

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:omg:

Pak vs Ban - Warm-up - WC 15Feb 2011
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part 3

aglay din alyish ko bohat ghussa charra aur wo bi us Ajaib Ghar mai gya un sab *ko milne.

To wo andar gya to EMM SAW4 dekh kar operation tips lay rahi thi, to aliyish nay kaha pata to kia jaye kay EMM doctor hai bi kay bas naam ki hi!

To aliyish nay EMM ko kaha muje ye patayo kay kissi MARD ya ORAT kay baray mai ye janay ka kya tareeka hai kay wo bay-jaan haiN? to EMM boli

Jab mard ki dharkan band ho jaye, aur orat ki zabaan band ho jaye.*

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*part 4 aliyish decides to leave the house!

wo train station jata hai, uskay paas ticket kay paisay nahi hote, to he shouts all of sudden saying SAPP SAPPP SAPPPPPPPPP (meaning saanp/snake in punjabi)
SAPPP SAPPPPPPP! to train say sab log bhagnay lagte haiN, issi afra tafree mai aliyish chupke say andar jata hai aur beth jata hai.

Train chalne lagti hai, aliyish beth kar urdu ki lughat parnay lag jata hai kay issi bahanay thori urdu a jaye gi. phir so jata hai.

5 ghentay baad jab aankh khuli to train ticket checker aya, to aliyish nay kaha SIR JI AMRATSAR ka station a gya hai? to ticket conductor bola…ji aap nay jab sap sap bola to aap jis boggy mai bethe haiN, wo ham nay utaar di thi, taa kay baaqi train agay ko chal sakay, aur aap us wali boggy mai bethe ho jo saath nahi chalee , train tay kado di agay tur pari hai , par tussi othay day othay hi ho:hehe:*

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:hehe: perfect jokes :k:

part 1 n 3 r best ones :smiley:

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:omg:

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:omg::rotfl::omg:

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so now all of them are at GS Retirement Home for the elderly LOL

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wait, wher eam I ? :bummer:

hum apna heR qadam us k qadam k baad rakhtey haiN