Perfect English!

This is a collection of letters and applications written by people from
various places of Pakistan.

English at its best.

  1. A candidate’s application:

“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a typist and an
accountant - Male or Female”… As I am both for the past several years
and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

  1. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my
    village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week
    leave.

  2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please
grant me half day casual leave”

  1. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:

“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
you to leave me today”

  1. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend’s letter:

“I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to
the school”

  1. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

  1. A covering note “I am enclosed herewith…”

  2. Another leave letter written to Administration dept:

As my Mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible
for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

  1. Actual letter written for application of leave:

“My wife is suffering from sickness! and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave”.

  1. Letter writing:

“I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

:rotfl: LOlzzz

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Awesome! :rotfl:

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abhi neend aa rahi hai.. baad mein parhoon ga…

philpine jee great :biggthumb
my laughters are out of control..

nice and funny

:rotfl: goood stuff. some REAL good jokes there :k:

BTW i am in well and hope you are in same well :hehe:

:rotfl: cool

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