Perfect Date

[PyariCgudia]

@NYCGori

happyheart, I’m starting to like you more and more. I still have one single sister left—what do you think? We’re from the countryside so she can fry you a freshly laid egg every morning to eat with your parathay. And she’s gori, too, so you’ll get the extra advantage of marrying outside the community and expanding the ummah.

Can you white women quit stealing our men?

Thanks.

[NYCGori]

@PyariCgudia

Can you white women quit stealing our men?

Thanks.

Just doing our part to keep you desi gals on your toes, PCG.

[Pixie]

@PyariCgudia

Can you white women quit stealing our men?

Thanks.

Well there are goras out there…

[Sara516]

@PyariCgudia

Can you white women quit stealing our men?

Thanks.

Maybe if desi girls stopped acting like their crap smells like roses, less guys would “cross over”.

[Pixie]

Re: Perfect Date

Nothing wrong with marrying goris. Or erm..goras

[NYCGori]

Re: Perfect Date

Eh, there’s a pretty close 50/50 ratio of human men to human women. So if everyone keeps their options open there’s plenty of both to go around.

[Pixie]

@NYCGori

Eh, there’s a pretty close 50/50 ratio of human men to human women. So if everyone keeps their options open there’s plenty of both to go around.

Do you have a brother?

[cherryontop]

Perfect date would be having coffee in front of a fireplace with the perfect guy while it’s snowing outside.

The perfect guy would be someone I can talk to about everything and anything under the sun! And someone who makes me his first priority and makes me laugh!

[Monk]

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you are girl, right??

[cherryontop]

Re: Perfect Date

Why? Did my post reveal otherwise?

[Monk]

Re: Perfect Date

nahee just making sure. ky koi fatwy ki zaroorat to naheen

[UMDjazz]

My perfect date would be a nice dinner at a nice restaurant and listening to music on my balcony looking down on the city.

[DramayBazz]

@Sara516

Maybe if desi girls stopped acting like their crap smells like roses, less guys would “cross over”.

true

[bigdaddy]

An OK date for a guy is simply putting up with whatever girly crap she likes for a few hours to get her in the sack later. Anything less just pisses us off and puts us in a real bad mood. Any guy who tells you his idea of a perfect date is staring at your black eyes is most likely a psychopath.

A perfect date is a concept foreign to most desi men as it involves more than one woman.

[Monk]

@UMDjazz

My perfect date would be a nice dinner at a nice restaurant and listening to music on my balcony looking down on the city.

2 places at one time?

[UMDjazz]

@bigdaddy

An OK date for a guy is simply putting up with whatever girly crap she likes for a few hours to get her in the sack later. Anything less just pisses us off and puts us in a real bad mood. Any guy who tells you his idea of a perfect date is staring at your black eyes is most likely a psychopath.

A perfect date is a concept foreign to most desi men as it involves more than one woman.

Wow not true.

[UMDjazz]

@Monk

2 places at one time?

Yes, rainman, thats obviously what I meant.

[Iconoclast]

@PyariCgudia

To you, its fantastic. I don’t relate to it. I can’t relate to a family who has a farm and has Pakistani farmland mentality. I can’t relate to people who do every small step on their own in their kitchen, because I don’t cook like that, and I know it would be an issue with in-laws. So, no, I don’t churn my own butter. Don’t care for it. Find no beauty in it. My ancestors did not do it. Just like you have zero connection with people in other provinces, I have zero connection witht people in other provinces. And don’t BS me, most of you northerners don’t give a rat’s arse when disasters hit the South. Balochistan is nearly dead, and you folks could care less. It’s because you can’t relate to those people.

So, uh yeah, I am finding, that I can’t relate to guys who have a heritage from up north. Unless if they grew up in America and are integrated in society here, it is different. But an immigrant from up north, I have zero connection with mentally.

Who actually is asking you to relate to that, you can instead keep living in your own pigeon aka hell hole, whining, whining and whining.

I won’t insult the meomns in return because i don’t think your pig headedness has got anything to do with being memon.

[McPendo]

Re: Perfect Date

Taking her to see the Phantom of the Opera!

[Tab.D]

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down to the river