Perfect Customer !

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I canget a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says,“About 2 hours”.

The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " Howlong before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, “About 3 hours.”

The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How longbefore I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says,“About an hour and a half.”

The guy leaves.

The barber who is now surprised , looks over at his Assistant in
the shop and says, Chotay. Follow that guy and see where he goes ?

A little while later, Chota comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks,Chotay, where did he go when he left here?"

Chota looks him with his Eyes down and says,“Your house.” …

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:konfused:
where is the joke in this

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hhaaha....
Princess... its kind of a bare buzurgon wala joke. Good u didn't get it.

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itna labma joke parhany ka time nahi hai

Cold_Fire,

Your comment bUZurgon wala joke well said. And for your pleasure the funniest part of this joke will be that the barbar some how catch hold of that "Guy"and manage to put him on the haircut chair with sharp razor in barber's hand.....Imagine the SCENE...............

sadeeqbao..... Qistoo may parh layn. There is no interest..

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^ nice one!!

Now that would be a Punjabi film climax. Perhaps that's why its been omitted from the joke.

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ha ha ha lol it was toooooooooooo much funy he he he:D

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hmmm hehe