Pepper And Salt Series - IV

Doctor to an overweight patient

I am taking you off sugaf, carbs, redmeat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket

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*1. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
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*2. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. *

*3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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*4. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? *

5. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face!

*6. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing *

*7. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! *

*8. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.
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Dang, those are clever but pretty messed up insults, I kinda like them haha

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Stay on topic please

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I thought I was adding to salt and pepper but am I going Tangy and Spicy ?

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You are doing just fine!

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