Wife: You always carry my photo :Pretty: in your wallet to the office, why?
Hubby: When there is a problem :(, no matter how insurmountable, I look at your picture 
and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, 
how miraculous and powerful I am, for you.
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one 
?”
ha ha ha thats funny