I said “No” to drugs just like my teachers and the poster in the school cafeteria warned me. But then my friends said “C’mon it’s only Sudafed, everyone does it.” And I wanted to be cool…so I drank the Sudafed cough syrup. After that I became super-duper popular. Slowly, but surely…I became BOLDER…I advanced my way up to Elmer’s Glue. I used to carry the glue sticks in my pocket and whip them out and twirl em like the cowboys do with their guns. The kids…especially the losers…stared at me in awe and admiration. They wanted to be me. But alas, all good things must come to an end.
Sigh, those were the best days of my life when I was all bad and wild and dangerous. :no:
