Old though, but still hillarious
Inside the Class :
- Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
- Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
- Cut an apple into two equal halves - take the bigger half.
- Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the
corridor - You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
- Both of u three, get out of the class.
- Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my
nose today… - Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…
- Take 5 cm wire of any length…
About his family :----------------
- I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)
- My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.
At the ground : -------------
- All of you, stand in a straight circle.
- There is no wind in the balloon.
To a boy, angrily :-----------------
- I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
Giving a punishment : -------------------
- You, rotate the ground four times…
- You, go and under-stand the tree…
- You three of you, stand together separately.
- Why are you late - say YES or NO …(?)
Sir at his best : ---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school… ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre
i’ve never head of it so it means it is not old!