A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the Famous Hollywood director, STEVEN SPIELBERG!
After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the Director. Picking himself up, he yelled, “What the hell was that for?” The director ranted: "That’s for the bombing of
Pearl Harbor, you #$%!&'%$# !! My dad perished in that bombing!
“I am not Japanese, you stupid #$**%$~##!?*!!! I am Chinese!”
“Yeah yeah yeah…Japanese, Burmese, chinese, YOU ARE ALL THE SAME!”, retorted Spielberg.
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender.
A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat onto the floor.
“What was that for?” exclaimed the director.
“That’s for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!” the Chinese replied.
“You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!” shouted the director.
“Yeah yeah yeah…Iceberg, Carlsberg,
Spielberg,…YOU ARE ALL THE SAME!”