I have been reading the replies on this thread and laughing my ass off! Since I don't have enough posts to send PCG a private message, let me just spit it out; Hey PCG, would you be interested in a 25 year old debt-ridden medical student who is also in the US Army (I am not really a Green Beret)?
You're gonna die, and I'll be a widow. :(
Whoever is pulling a joke, this is not funny.