Pay attention

[sanju_jj]

Students at a Medical School were receiving their

first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They

are all gathered around the surgery table with the

body covered with a white sheet.

Then the professor started the class by telling them,

"In medicine,it is necessary to have 2 important

qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is

necessary that you dont get disgusted."

The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in

the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck

his finger in his mouth and sucked it.

“Go ahead and do the same thing” he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently

taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the

dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them

and told them:

"The second important quality is observation.

I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index.

Pay attention people."

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** Time and thingz go hand in hand… When u have plenty of one,you have a little of the other.**

[Tahir44]

Re: Pay attention

@sanju_jj

Students at a Medical School were receiving their

first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They

are all gathered around the surgery table with the

body covered with a white sheet.

Then the professor started the class by telling them,

"In medicine,it is necessary to have 2 important

qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is

necessary that you dont get disgusted."

The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in

the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck

his finger in his mouth and sucked it.

“Go ahead and do the same thing” he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently

taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the

dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them

and told them:

"The second important quality is observation.

I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index.

Pay attention people."

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** Time and thingz go hand in hand… When u have plenty of one,you have a little of the other.**

Hay u pay attention… you have messed up everything

[The_Hunk]

Re: Pay attention

:k:
One of the best jokes I’ve heard yet !!!

[sanju_jj]

Re: Pay attention

@Tahir44

Hay u pay attention… you have messed up everything

Oh im sorry. I usually go through the no picture version of the forum.
There it displays correct.
Now I cannot edit it. Im posting the non messed up version below

Students at a Medical School were receiving their

first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They

are all gathered around the surgery table with the

body covered with a white sheet.

Then the professor started the class by telling them,

"In medicine,it is necessary to have 2 important

qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is

necessary that you dont get disgusted."

The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in

the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck

his finger in his mouth and sucked it.

“Go ahead and do the same thing” he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently

taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the

dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them

and told them:

"The second important quality is observation.

I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index.

Pay attention people."

[Asif2000]

Re: Pay attention

A quick tip.... When you copy and paste from a browser next time, paste it first on notepad and the copy it from notepad to gupshup. This will lose all the text formating you see in your post.

[danial]

Re: Pay attention

lol