patloon Vs chust pajama

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:aq: aur wo jo aap ne humein jali keh kar pukara os ka kya?
:snooty: hamray sar saray ilzaam daal deejiye aur khud masoom ban kar beth jaiye
aap kya janein hum kitna dar guzar kartay hain logon ke tanoon par:o

Re: patloon Vs chust pajama

Jali aap ko thori kaha thaa .. wo aap ka pajama jali daar thaa, iss liye kahaa thaa

Jali daar chust pejama :hmmm: yeah to koi shareefana dress nahi he Alam Panah

Re: patloon Vs chust pajama

:aq: yeh kisi ne ghalt khabar phailai hai hamaray khilaf
:snooty: hum ek shareef admi hain. aisay behuda libas hum nahi pehna kartay

Re: patloon Vs chust pajama

Badshah salamat, aaj sey mein aapki chust pajami utaarney ka hukam deta hoon.

Sipahiyo, jab mein hawalaat sey bahar niklon tou ex-badshah ki chust pajami utaar kar unhe aik dhoti pehn-ney k liye dey dena. Raat ko jab sardi lagey gee tou ussi dhoti ko kambal bana kar apney ooper ley saktey hain :shikra:

Re: patloon Vs chust pajama

badshah ke jai ho:jhanda:

:emmy: jalkukraymoonh main barbaring

aur din me garmi lagi tau :hmmm:

:aq::emmy: hum aap ko kaid khanay say bahir anay he nahi deing e
bolein aap kya lein ge sari umar kaid main guzarnay ke liye .hum aap ke sari mangein puri karein ge

hum apna chust pajama kabhi nahi choorein ge:mad:

Choriye gaa bhi nahi, maine sunaa he oos ka elastic dheela ho gaya he .. be-izzati ho jai gee agar aap ne choR diya

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:snooty: elastic nae ejaad hai
hum abhi bhi nala istemal karna pasand krtay hain. paidaar rehta hai:hmmm: aur ziada saalon tak chalta rehta hai

Re: patloon Vs chust pajama

Badsha Salamat ... pajama to darbari libaas he .. aak ko shahi libas zeb tum kerna chaa'eeyay

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:hmmm: to hum apnay darbariyoon ko aaj say nikar boshat pehannay ka hukm de dete hain
:shikra: is tarha farangi bhi pehchan nahi sakein ge ke koun say unki fouj ke admi hain aur koun si hamari

Re: patloon Vs chust pajama

oho badshah salamet bas kero ab hatam karo thoda sa modrenize hojao plzz nai to humara deemagh pakk jaye ga.

Re: patloon Vs chust pajama

:aq: aap bhi humein farangiyoon ke tarha banana chahti hain:mad:
Hum apnai sakafat aur tehzeeb nahi choorein ge:snooty:

Re: patloon Vs chust pajama

janab-e-aali muje yeh to batayein ke ap such much ke aged badshah hain ya hummey aivee battamizio se roki jatey hain,,hummey bhi to pata chale ke kahein hum sach much to nai apko bezaat kerrahe hain,,,but jokes apart plzzz tell me how old r u ?

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Torquisepari .. ap sach much ki pari hain ya waise hi apne par hila rahi hain :hmmm:

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tlk uncle wut do u mean by tht mein sach much ki automatic paro wali pari hu jaha paro ki zarurat hoti hai waha par nikalti hu otherwise mein yeh quality kisi per zaahir nai kerti :huh:

:hmmm: abhi bhi shaadi ke umar hai hamari..abhi bhi do chaar nikah kar saktay hain hum:snooty: Mash’Allah say

chyuntee ke par nikelte hu’ai to sunaa thaa .. pari ke par nikalna .. pehli baa suna he :smiley:

mashaallah meine apki himmet nai puchi meine apse umar puchi hai,aaj kal to 56 saal ke log bhi shadiya kerrahe hain ager 56 saal ke hain to fir to waqayee ap ehtaraam ke kaabil hain mere liye atleast…