Patient: I’m in a hospital!? Why am I here?
Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a train.
Patient: What happened?
Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to Hear first?
Patient: Well…the bad news first.
Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient: That’s terrible! What’s the good news?
Doctor: There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your shoes.
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Truth forever on the scaffold, wrong forever on the throne.
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its a good one birjees.. well there was a girl in my class back in 1984 when i was in second grade her name was birjees fatima .. and since that day i have seen another birjes..
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mairay dill mairay mussafir
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*NEVER frown even if you are sad, you never know who is falling in love with your smile*