Re: Pati warta dharam
toba hai. ye baat ‘bed share karne’ ka phrase daale bagher bhi kahi ja sakti thi. 
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2+2 = 4
ab +2 = 4 to nahiiN kahaa jaa saktaa?
vaise, ‘sharing the bed’ is more sophisticated than what a street lingo would have been! 
gaali angrezi meN do to utnii burii nahiiN samjhii jaatii…lol
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2+2 = 4
ab +2 = 4 to nahiiN kahaa jaa saktaa?
vaise, 'sharing the bed' is more sophisticated than what a street lingo would have been! :D gaali angrezi meN do to utnii burii nahiiN samjhii jaatii...lol
waise aap apni patni ke sath bojhan karo ge ya apne bartan alag rakho ge :p
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hahahaha…good question…ham to:
khaan paan to sang sang hii kareNge magar dhumr paan maiN to nahiiN karuuNgaa.
vaise, ab mardoN kii kahaN chaltii hai…jo aurat chaahegii vohii hogaa…maiN ne to unse saaf saaf kah diyaa karuuNgaa k:
“agar tum ne mere kaam na kiye to…”
ab dekhiye yeh dhamkii kitne arse tak chalti hai. 
uske ba’d to vohii hogaa jo lafz e “VARNA” ke ba’d soch rakkhaa hai. 
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BTW, why she chose Hindi for Masters instead of Urdu. I thought Muslims prefer Urdu.
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BTW, why she chose Hindi for Masters instead of Urdu. I thought Muslims prefer Urdu.
unkaa kahnaa hai k unheN civil services meN jaanaa thaa is liye unhoN ne Hindi li taa k naukri milne meN aasaanii ho.
hamaare UP aur chand ek aur soobe meN Urdu meN teaching job bahot mil jaatii hai aur aksar even Hindus bhii Urdu meN karte haiN taa k unheN teaching job mil jaaye. Urdu teachers kii tanKhowaah vohii hai jo ek science aur math ke teacher kii hotii hai...ab to ek nayaa teacher Rs. 45000-50000 rupiya maahvaar kamaataa hai PLUS laa-ta'daad chhuTTiyaaN.
she is a civil servant now and she is happy with her job. usko Hindi se baRaa lagaao hai.
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lols at laa-taadad chhutiyan.. ayyashi hai teachers ki bhi to.
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lols at laa-taadad chhutiyan.. ayyashi hai teachers ki bhi to.
haN na...jab dekho tab chhuTTii...meraa bhateeja paRhaataa hai...usko jab bhii fone kartaa huN uskii chhuTTi hii hotii hai...lolz
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haN na...jab dekho tab chhuTTii...meraa bhateeja paRhaataa hai...usko jab bhii fone kartaa huN uskii chhuTTi hii hotii hai...lolz
khair sab se ziada chhutiyan Karachi ke teachers ki hoti hain pata nahin wo ghar per 'pati warta' dharam bhi nibhati hain ke nahin. Heard that working women are less pati warta than 'housewives'. Any idea?
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even in the west, Desi working women do more than men...a lot more.
one observation:
i was at Indian Consulate in Toronto waiting for my Visa, it was end of the day. i saw staff leaving. most men had a briefcase or a backpack while most women had a bag of grocery of one kind or the other which they buy at lunch time.
maiN ne un meN se ek se poochhaa k aap to pooraa store hii Khareed laayiiN...jawaab meN bechaarii ne kahaa..."abhii ghar jaa kar yeh sab pakaanaa bhii hai" :(
MQM se bachne ke liye ghar pe rahnaa bhii to zaroorat-e-waqt hai! :D
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I agree, west main aurat ki zindagi mushkil hai and even in east those who go outside home for work has to work at home. They work for meeting both the ends meet and in most cases they can't afford maids.
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I agree, west main aurat ki zindagi mushkil hai and even in east those who go outside home for work has to work at home. They work for meeting both the ends meet and in most cases they can't afford maids.
true. merii shaadi ke ba'd aap mujhe sabzii kaa jholaa aur merii beGham ko purse liye huye dekheNge! :D
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aur unki purse pe likha hoga : o mera maahi chhen chhabeela way, zan mureed niiii zan murred ni 
waise Jungle main mor naacha kis ne dekha 
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jii nahiiN…merii luGHat meN ek lafz “varna” bhii hai…ghar ke andar to maiN vohii rivaayatii shauhar tab tak rahuNgaa jab tak is lafz kaa jaadoo un ke sar pe chaRh kar boltaa rahegaa…
thaila maiN pakRuuNgaa sirf ghar se baahar hii public ko dikhaane ke liye kiuN k:
haathii ke daaNt khaane ke aur aur dikhaane ke aur hote haiN.
“jangal meN mor naachaa, kis ne dekhaa?”
yeh moHaavarah sexist hai. isko honaa chaahiye:
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“jangal meN mornii naachii, kis ne dekhaa?”**
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waise hathi ke daant khaane ke aur dikhane ke aur dentist ne banaya tha ya khansaman ne?
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waise hathi ke daant khaane ke aur dikhane ke aur dentist ne banaya tha ya khansaman ne?
mere Khayaal se kisii Pakistanii siyaasatdaaN ne! :D
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mere Khayaal se kisii Pakistanii siyaasatdaaN ne! :D
Pakistani aur Indian siyasdaan ek hi hain.. donon ko janta / awaam ke sath wohi salook hai jo ek Patti warta istri ke saath nirdai pati ka :p
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lol haN…magar Pakistani siyaasatdaaN mulk ke liye kuchh nahiiN karte, bas apne hii liye karte haiN looT-maar jab k India meN siyaasatdaaN apne liye lootmaar karte haiN magar kam amount kii aur saath meN kuchh mulk ke liye bhii kar jaate haiN…bas itnaa hii farq hai…we are a lesser evil! neez, India kii economy itnii baRii hai k chorii chamaarii ‘afford’ kar sakte haiN…:lol:
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aap Indian netaon ke liye apna pati warta dharam mat nibhae… jin ke paas hota hai sirf wohi keh sakte hain ke chori afford ho sakti hai. No society, how much resourceful, it is can afford corruption
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aapkii baat to saHeeH hai magar hamaarii economy agar chhoTii hotii to ham kab ke barbaad ho chuke hote…chor chorii se to baaz nahiiN aayegaa jab tak revolution na aaye…
…aisii ummeed to door door tak nazar nahiiN aatii.
ham dar asl ek hii haiN! 