Shohar aur Biwi ke dermiyan pyar bhari guftgu ho rahi thi…
Biwi: Agar me marr gai to aap kya karogay ? Kya aap dobara shadi ker logay ?
Shohar: Nahi, me aapke baad shadi ka soch bhi nahi sakta.
Biwi: Kyun nahi, aapko zindagi ke achay buray lamhaat, khushi ghami me kisi saathi ki zarurat hogi, please aap shadi ker lena.
Shohar: O Shona you are so sweet, apne marne ke baad bhi meri fikar ker rahi hain.
Biwi: Aap mujhse waada karein keh aap mere marne ke baad shadi ker leingay.
Shohar: Ok Ok jaan me dobara shadi ker lunga, lekin sirf aapki waja se.
Biwi: Kya aap nai biwi ke saath isi ghar me raheingay?
Shohar: Haan! Lekin me usko aapka room use nahi kerne dunga.
Biwi: Kya aap usko meri car chalane deingay?
Shohar: Nahi! ye aapki hai, me isay aapki yadgar ke tor pe rakhunga aur uske liye nai car le lunga.
Biwi: Kya aap usko meri jewellery deingay?
Shohar: Nahi! Me aise bilkul nahi ker sakta, iske saath aapki yaadein juRi hain, aur mujhe yaqeen hai keh uske pas apni pasand ki jewellery hogi.
Biwi: Kya wo mere jootay pehnegi?
Shohar: Nahi! aisa ho hi nahi sakta, uske jooton ka size 7" hai aur aapka 9" hai.
Biwi: (Silence)
Shohar: Sh*t.
Note: Agle din shohar ki namaz-e-janaza adaa kerdi gai…
