Pathan !!!

arifnawaz1 · November 3, 2002, 5:11pm

A Pathan goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a thermos flask.”

The Pathan then asks, “What does it do?”

The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold
things cold.”

The Pathan says, “I’ll take it!”

The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.

His Pathan boss sees him and asks, “What is that shiny object with you?”

He said, “It’s a thermos flask.”

The boss then says, “What does it do?”

He replies, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?”

The Pathan replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.”

seeker · November 3, 2002, 5:30pm

I have met dumber pathans......

ayman · November 3, 2002, 5:39pm

hey pathans r not dumb, i always thought they were quite witty

Sohaib · November 3, 2002, 9:42pm

some of them really are witty
but the joke is nice too :k:

ayman · November 3, 2002, 9:44pm

i agree with u saby, sowy arifnawaz really gud joke mate :k:

system · November 4, 2002, 1:07pm

…well we are funny allright… :k:

salman_2you · November 4, 2002, 3:17pm

lastknightess · November 4, 2002, 6:14pm

:D

arifnawaz1 · November 4, 2002, 6:30pm

Thanks all for your comments/views and for enjoying reading the joke... Sorry if someone gets hurted !

paki-angel · November 7, 2002, 8:11pm

Re: Pathan !!!

yo.yo.yo!! not a single bad word on pathans..they r my favourite type of people..

tipz · November 8, 2002, 12:15am

WOOO... wait a minute... I'm a pathan... so no crap like this okay...
... this a blonde joke... leave it a blonde joke... if u wanna change it... make a sardar joke...

ASA · November 10, 2002, 4:33pm

nice joke… i will never coz Haath ke paanchoN ungleeyaN barabar nahi hooteN

lastknightess · November 10, 2002, 5:20pm

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by tipz: *
WOOO... wait a minute... I'm a pathan... so no crap like this okay...
... this a blonde joke... leave it a blonde joke... if u wanna change it... make a sardar joke...
[/QUOTE]

LOL!

seeker · November 10, 2002, 5:27pm

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by tipz: *
WOOO... wait a minute... I'm a pathan... so no crap like this okay...
... this a blonde joke... leave it a blonde joke... if u wanna change it... make a sardar joke...
[/QUOTE]

that is a pathan joke in itself....

tipz · November 10, 2002, 6:49pm

^ :p

Ibda · November 10, 2002, 8:36pm

that why cofee icecool and coke ice hot!

HSK · November 10, 2002, 11:09pm

i got hurt.

Lamhay · November 12, 2002, 8:58am

:)

Aashi · November 12, 2002, 10:57am

kenny · November 12, 2002, 11:22am

I dont think MOST:) pathan are that stupid.