Pathan bhai zindabad

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A Pathan is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore
The questions are as follows:

  1. How long was the 100 yr war?
    A) 116
    B) 99
    C) 100
    D) 150

Pathan says “I will skip this”

  1. In which country are the Panama hats made?
    A) BRASIL
    B) CHILE
    C) PANAMA
    D) EQUADOR
    pathan asks for help from the University students

  2. In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
    A) JANUARY
    B) SEPTEMBER
    C) OCTOBER
    D) NOVEMBER

Pathan asks for help from general public

  1. Which of these is King George VI first name?
    A) EDER
    B) ALBERT
    C) GEORGE
    D) MANOEL
    Pathan asks for lucky cards

  2. The Canary islands, has its name based on which animal:
    A) CANARY BIRD
    B) KANGAROO
    C) PUPPY
    D) RAT

Pathan gives up…

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Pathan’s replies, then please check the answers below:

  1. The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
  2. The Panama hat is made in Equador
  3. The October revolution is celebrated in November
  4. King George’s first name was Albert. In 1936 he
    changed his name
  5. Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which
    means islands of the
    puppies.

Now tell me who’s the dumb one…!!!

**Don’t ever laugh at a Pathan again **

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Dude, That was’nt even funny. It should be posted in “Pakistan Affairs” not in “Jokes”. :hehe:

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:p

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:)

5

:clap: :clap: :clap:

6

I knew I knew!

7

pakhtun bhai had a valid point there :k: but not suited for the jokes forum.

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no comment

9

Now this is funny. the post itself stunk.

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Nice one