another joke in this fourm reminded me of this one i am sure u can guess which one anyways
here goes
There was this big 100 meter race competition going on and ppl were competing to see who runs teh 100 meters in the least time.
A lot of people tried and one olympic gold medalist set a record no one was able to break. people started thinking he would win the medal again.
Right then all of a sudden this Pathan bhai come running like hes running for his life and breaks the record by a huge margin…
everyone is shoked.. and wants to know who he is and how he did it … reporters surround him and start asking him diff. questions… the pathan bhai seems really annoyed and keeps looking arround as if hes looking for some one … one of the reporters gets his attention and asks him:
“Pathan bhai aap ko pata hy aap ny sab sy jaldi 100 meters doorny ka record toora hy … app ny yeh kaisy kia..?”
Pathan bhai looks more annoyed and angry and looks at the reprter and says " O khoochay ka bacha pehly tum yeh batao mery peechay kutta kis ny lagaaya tha..?? "
:~)
