pathan akhrote!

A Pathan goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
“Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai”
Pathan replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin
voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "


A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, “Khan Sahab , aap kya kar
raheho?”
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, “Wash Basin”.

Monasha R U

Punjabi?
Sindhi?
Balouchi?
or Pathan?

seriously who r u?

S2U

well...
im basically urdu speaking memon...i dont have any link with memoni yet im a kutchi memon :)

why do u ask?

my sir name is though…kably
as from kabul..
BUT
i have no orogins from there
n im not related to the terrorists al qaeda or osama!
kably was a sir name given to our family during the britsh era…means the family of strong people!

:hehe:

Cause I am Pakhtoon, that's why....

LOL!
Now when is teh sardar version coming out! :D

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*Originally posted by MadCon: *
LOL!
Now when is teh sardar version coming out! :D
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Haven't you heard? It has already come out!

funny i heard this in the Sardar version.

neways :rolleyes: to the whole lot.

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*Originally posted by monasha:

                                         :rocketup: :rocketup:

ooppseyy
no offense :blush:
waisey when ppl speak pushto..aisa lagta hai ke tin ke dabbay mai pathar al kar zor zor se hila rahe hain! :hehe:

Bikul Theek Farmaya Aap Nay aur jub log maimnee boltay hain to aisa lagta hay jaisay Lamb Gum Chaba raha ho :nono:

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*Originally posted by monasha: *
well...
im basically urdu speaking memon...i dont have any link with memoni yet im a kutchi memon :)

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isi liye maine bata diya tha ke i have no link with those paan chewing memoni speaking type log!
i actually agree with you.
kiya karien bhai...sophisticated log hain..we speak proper urdu english arabic n thora thora french :)

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maine to pehle hi kaha tha ke i have no link with the paan chewing minmining type memon log…so i actually agree with you.
kiya karien bhai..sophisticated log hain..urdu english arabic ya thora thora french bolte hain…na lamb ki tarha gum khatey hain na dabay mai pathar hilate hain!
so MASTI MAKAWA! :hehe:
(thori thori yeh bhi :p)

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Originally posted by monasha: *
well...
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im basically urdu speaking memon **...i dont have any link with memoni yet im a kutchi memon :)

why do u ask?
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ek paan deejiyee ga choona laga kar ;)

OK

Re: pathan akhrote!


A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, “Khan Sahab , aap kya kar
raheho?”
To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, “Wash Basin”.
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LOL :).. :rotfl:

:D

maazrat kay saath…

“Gadhoon pay laad kay hum boajh kitaboon ka…
Kehtay hain koi Aadmi nahi milta…”

aadab araz hay :stupid:

:hehe: