Passing a Grenade in Your Sleep

[kaun]

@anonymous786

the key is to hold your butt cheeks apart when you’re about to fart, that way there’s no noise. keep nice scented plugin’s in your room at all times so when you do fart, the odor combines with that of the plugin, and if your husband still smells something just say honey, i think it’s just you problem solved.

a lot of research went behind this shabash