Particle accelerators or fountain of youth?

Well take my title with a grain of salt, but here is the story of a guy who stuck his head inside a charged particle accelerator (apparently physicist are not as smart as we think they are). But here is the last para that is quite interesting,

:hmmm: I am thinking about making a particle accelerator part of my new bridal boutique business in Pakistan.

What Happens When You Stick Your Head Into a Particle Accelerator

Re: Particle accelerators or fountain of youth?

Interesting.

I read today that they were thinking of making a pill that would make someone feel as if they have spent 1000 years in a 6 year period. Bizarre.

Re: Particle accelerators or fountain of youth?

Feel in what way? He would physically aged 1000 years in 6 years, or gain wisdom worth 1000 years in 6 years?

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Say Joe pops the pill, to him it would seem he has physically spent 1000 years when it would be just 6 years months or hours.

Prisoners ‘could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours’ - Telegraph