4 in two month, this has to be a record.
I’m an excellent driver, I just need lots of space to park and I don’t remember roads and non-relevant stuff like that. Once parked I can drive out even if I only have teeny weeny little space to only stand between mine and the other parked cars. These parking tickets wale are so mahoos, they must’ve developed special tracking system just for my car, the second I do an illegal parking they’re there! This other time, I parked and asked my brother to sit in the car, I was supposed to be back in a couple of female seconds. I could park there for three min legally, after exact 2min and 55seconds he put a ticket on my car. What a kammi!
Phir, I got a ticket right outside my school, how cool is that? No one would’ve needed that space on a Sunday morning eight of clock anyway. I deserve good grades for this, IMO. I once got a ticket for parking in my own offices parking lot, now you really need luck to beat this one 
Yesterday, I tried parking legally a few times, took three turns on same road, risking my license for driving like a desi on a heavy traffic road. I found only three free spaces but there wasn’t enough space for me to park so I ended up parking where I knew I wasn’t supposed to. But it was after 1800 and by then no one is supposed to care, IMHO! I was getting late for my class, so I had a valid excuse. At the class, our instructor told us that we could join another dance class for half the price. My friend and I were discussing this other class that we were interested in - they dance to this really nice song, mukh damini something something chaal matwari, but now those money will be spent on parking ticket, how uncool is that? These politicians na, kabhi kabhi they pass laws saje khabe, without calculating consequences. Abhi, if we had spend those 510kr on the class, we’d gain knowledge about another art, naturally we’d study some culture and invest in a dinner or two to really understand the atmosphere and yada yada. We’d see our selves in those huge mirrors and invest in diet plans or even diet pills and more. The instructor would get more working hours, more money, those money would be spend on make up, new cloths and maybe some food, generating even more jobs and money. In short a beautiful healthy money cycle. Abhi only one fatass is happy for a day, for having placed a stinky piece of paper on my innocent little car.
Some ppl will never learn!
