A university student, while on vacation in his town, was stopped by an old fellow.
The old man asked him " Beta sheher main kia kartay ho?".
The young man replied, “Chacha jee! filhaal to B-Com (B Kaam) kar raha hoon…phir us kay baad M-Com (M Kaam) ka irada hai!”.
The old fellow said, “Beta! KAAM WAAM kuch bhi karo.. METRIC zuroor kar laina!
aaj kal parhaai ki bohat qadar hai… aur phir koi acha kaam bhi mil jaay gi!”