“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
“We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up”
“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?”
That’s True 