There are five men flying on a plane. The pilot,the president of the United States, Jessie Jackson, the Pope, and a 12 year old kid. The pilot warns the passengers that they have little gas left. The pilot grabs one of the four parachutes. The President says that he has to lead the country. So, he grabs the second bag.
Jessie Jackson says that he has to lead the black people and grabs the third bag. The Pope tells the kid that he’s had a long life and that the Kid should go because he has a long life ahead of him. The kid says that there are still two parachutes left. The Pope, in astonishment, asks how. The 12 year old kid says that Jesse Jackson took his backpack.