TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
PAPU: Seven.
TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
PAPU: Nine.
TEACHER: That’s impossible.
PAPU: No, it isn’t, Teacher. I’m eight today.
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
PAPU: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: PAPU!
TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
PAPU: Me!
TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
PAPU: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are.
TEACHER: Why are you late?
PAPU: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
PAPU: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.
PAPU: You can’t fool me, Teacher… snakes don’t have feet.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
PAPU: Don’t bite any.
MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
PAPU: You said it was my lunch money.
TEACHER: If PAPU had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: PAPU had Big hands!
How dare you cushion (question) teacher?