Super simple and silly! 
Take any kinda quote, a famous quote, a movie quote, show, random, or whatever then change one of its words to ‘*pants’.
Example:
“Keep your friends close, but your *pants closer.”
**"You can do anything, but not pants."
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Smile and wave pants, just smile and wave!
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Gaia is a smarty pant! :D
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*"Why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to pants out?"
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*I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white pants or white with black pants! *
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i read this AD at a Darner's Store in Venezuela:
*"for best results, drop your pants here!" *:D
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"pants is the best policy"
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'You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your pants'
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A pant a day keeps the doctor away
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“So many Pants, so little time.”
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Some of these are so funny 
*“the best road to progress is pants road.” *
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Luckily, you can add memory and give your computer a real kick in the pants without spending a ton of money.
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"Ah, America, the birthplace of pants!"
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Behind every great man, there’s a great pant. .
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No one can make you feel inferior without your pants
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"My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find pants to die for.' "
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all pants!!!
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“Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my pants"
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“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Pants is a necessary ingredient in living."