Panjabi jokes

1:**Old Man: **Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa
**Putar: **Bapu roti te bani nahi hai.
**Old Man: **Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

2:
Chan te likh deva nam tera, eh mera dil chahnda a. Par…
Ik te mera hath uthe tak nahi janda a

Dusra, Eh khayal dupehar nu aanda a

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lol

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:hehe:

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:omg:

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lagta hay yah borha abhi tuk borha naheen howa hay :hmmm:

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:cb: hehehe

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nice one :D

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Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hotee hai

per us ki dead body muskuratay huwey milti hai

baghwan uncle ney pocha aisa kyun?

tou sardar bola "mai nu laga koi meree photo khinch raiya ae"

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:hehe:

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:rotfl:

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:omg:

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Esix aap ko panjabi samajh aati hei:faizy:

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yup punjabi rox!

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Dil hona chaaeeda jawan…tey umraan chay ki rakhyaaa :dhimpak:

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Punjabi's are world over. Dhyaan se search karenge to Mars or neptune mein bhi mil jayenge.
Vadiya joke hega!

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:uz: rigt :k: :aliyish: thanx