Pakistanis on the Moon !

"A rat done bit my sister Aysha.
(with Indian on the moon)
Her face and arms began to swell.
(and Indian's on the moon)
I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but Indian's on the moon)
Ten years from now I'll be payin' still.
(while Indian's on the moon)
The man jus' upped my rent las' night.
('cause Indian's on the moon)
No hot water, no toilets, no lights.
(but Indian's on the moon)
I wonder why he's uppi' me?
('cause Indian's on the moon?)
I was already payin' 'im fifty a week.
(with Indian on the moon)
Taxes takin' my whole damn check,
Junkies makin' me a nervous wreck,
The price of food is going up,
And as if all that wasn't enough
A rat done bit my sister Balqees.
(with Indian on the moon)
Her face and arm began to swell.
(but Indian's on the moon)
Was all that money I made last year
(for Indian on the moon?)
How come there ain't no money here?
(Hm! Indian's on the moon)
You know I just 'bout had my fill
(of Indian on the moon)
I think I'll send these doctor bills,
Airmail special
(to Indian on the moon)"

I heard Pakistani spaceship actually landed on moon, on the shoulders of china ofcourse

Arsalan Abbas aap lagai mujhay baap. Daiwwara raho plz. Yeh Matsui to pinkoo hain.

Hum rafik kai shauqin.

Gwadar Karachi jeet gayai. Ab mei hun makar! :)