Indian just got their new American fighter planes,
and immediately sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
“Ok, this one is easy to fly”, said the American trainer,
“even you fools should be able to operate it!.
You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!”
“But how do we come down?” asked Capt. Batinda Singh.
“Oh” said the American “leave that to the Pakistan Air Force!”