Pakistani women I swear

You know I give up. I am gonna marry a gori. After these past 4 days I am damn certain I am not marrying a desi girl. No way in hell. So on Saturday in my duty station we get a Pakistani guy and gal. The Pakistani gentleman is an older guy with kids and we get along famously. Hell I am meeting him in Kabul when I get there for dinner.

Anyway the female. She is bonafide guppan material. Passes comments about how us men (we are three men in Farah) live weirdly and do weird stuff. Etc. She at one point comment on how we left the room with the tv on and came back 10 minutes later. Stated we weren’t conserving energy and all the rest. Woman we are in edited Afghanistan. The generator can handle 10 minutes of the TV on. But nope. Gender comment needed to be made. Then she made some comment about how the guest house is spartan. At this stage I was feeling cheeky so I stated what do you expect from men, flowers and stained windows. Seems she doesn’t like my sense of humor. The older guy…well he does :smiley:

Anyway these past 4 days living with a Pakistani woman. If they are anything like married life I rather shoot myself. She since day one hasn’t bother to have a 10 minutes conversation with me. She will speak to everybody but me and acts like I am a damn piranha. Hell I tried keeping her company while she cooked and she just ignored me completely.

sigh Why can’t pakistani girls be normal?

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life decision based on one example? - scary

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oh case of sour grapes :stuck_out_tongue:

But honestly i dnt blame you much cuz ya women have major issues but not only pakistanis :nono:.

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ahahaha. You're a piranha.

Who told you to go chill with her in the kitchen? Just hang with the boys, ignore her, and pray that she leaves asap. bus.

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Maybe she is avoiding you because she is afraid of her burning attraction towards you and this is only way desi women know how to cope with their guilt

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or arrange for her departure .

Tip:farting loudly en masse can hasten her departure.

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She is cooking dinner for us. So I thought I would help. Turns out she completely messed up the pasta and I had to save it. And even then not a single thank you or yes it tastes much better.

She is leaving tomorrow. Thankfully. But never gonna meet her again. Goris are so much more chilled. They don't even make a big deal out of cooking for people.

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So, you are in Afg and thinking about goris?

ahem

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Yaar its better than thinking about donkeys. Kandahar will do that to a man.

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im not questioning your intentions CM

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Forget About Paki Women

Afghani Women are hot

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no cheeni'ish girls for ya??

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is the pakistani girl hot? then quit the whinning :P

and talk about generalizations about goris, they're all different you know just like other women, some are chilled some might not be.

oh man you are so going to miss the pakistani girl especially when you said that you're never going to meet her again. just say you're in wub or you atleast admit that you will miss her, i mean a whole thread in her honor?

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lol @ ur signature

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leaving so soon? I was going to suggest some silent but violent’s, you seem like a guy who’s good at those :hypo:

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:rotfl:

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@Gaia ..from what he describes her to be......she already has that look on her face..

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If she is not talking to you in Afghanistan, I believe you don't stand a chance even if you are the last man alive on isolated island with 10 Pakistani women :)

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don't blame you...she does sound like she has a stick up her bum, maybe she needs to chill out. Give her a bit of hash, let's see what she does.

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Wha?