Pakistani Muslims At A Glance.

[SHAFIQ_KHAN]

Re: Pakistani Muslims At A Glance.

Dear Fartguru Sahib,

1. Well, I don’t live in fools paradise. I believe in tit for tat and equal rights for all. Zaradari, Nawaz and Benazir continue to plunder the country and we live on consolation and nationalism…why?
2. I don’t care about others, I am talking about Pakistan. If you are giving example of third world countries why don’t I ask you to look than to America, Canada, England and Japan?
3. Wait and see when Pakistan goes against American wishes anytime. You will see how America would shove Atomic Reactor in our own A double sses.
   The World Bank, IMF, British Common Market and all international organizations are America’s “B” teams. The situation is when some one loves someone, gadhi bhi achhi lagti hai. Today Pakistan is America’s darling because of 9/11. When the table will turn, you will see the dhoan(smoke) coming out of our AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA… It was Common Market which was not restoring Pakistan’s membership telling that Musharraf is not a democratically elected leader and after 9/11 everything became right!!
4. Jee naheen, mujh say ghalti naheen hoi because, I have been trading with KSE for last 20 years(not now but I still have every single detail of KSE on my finger tips). Plus, I know the stock business very well. I work as Vice President Marketing in Toronto and America and Canada’s every State and companies of repute are memorized by me as a child memorises in exam. Plus, I still trade with NYSE and Toronto Stock Exchange. I have brokerage accounts with some World class brokerage companies of North America. I know when Nortel was trading at $130.00 and know today when it does at $3.60. The worst thing I hate are the KSE thugs who manipulate market through satta baazi every day 50 times a day. The stock business in Pakistan is totally without discipline and rules. The loss of 3300 points was not a crash you are referring to but jugglery of big investors. They climb the market and drag down for any “F” reason. Bomb blast, firing, killing, strikes, this policy, that policy, this statement that statement…market is down…300…500 points lost. The limit is when Fuda Hussain farts, 300 points drop when Chairman’s wife had headache 200 points drop. Please do not argue about stock business in Pakistan, I cannot stand those thugs, manipulators and bloodsuckers. They are all going to hell and in the world pass miserable life alongwith their familes besides the fact that they would have billions of Rupees in bank.

Rest is not important and I have already discussed.

A LAST NOTE:

Do you really know the meaning of a FART? If yes, please don’t do here, I can’t stand…just kidding!

SHAFIQ KHAN

@fartguru

I will respond to a few points here only, cause arguments can continue in circles without reaching a meaningful conclusion. These are in sequence with your comment:

1. Think positive and hope for the best.

2. Civil society is an imperative part of any progressive, healthy culture.

3. Show me a third world country where masses are happy. Isnt that the reaon u migrated to Canada?

4. Accusations will not lead us anywhere.

5. Err, you seem to be misinformed, Canadian reactor was not the only thing Pakis managed to assemble, give credit where it is due. By the way, if Amerikee will not allow anything else then what the hell were they doin in the eighties when Pakis made the bomb right under their big fat nose? Refer: Afgahan so-called Jihad.

6. OK dont look at Govt or SBP numbers, look at the number published by World Bank and IMF. Comeon, when Gora says sit we sit and when he says jump we jump, but when our desis do something good we all heckle them and doubt their credentials. Whose being the racists here?

7. KSE?? AHH Yaar yeh tho aap sey bhoth baree ghalathee hogai. You made a big big mistake for two reasons. (1) you called me ignorant and (2) Yeh mera dhanda hai, this is my living dude. In 1999, KSE was trading at 1200, today it is at 7100. If you are smart enuff u can calculate the total return and annual return. Show me one Index with the same kinda reyurns ober the last 5-6 years, None. As to your point of the “crash”. Well Brother there are fools everywhere and in every century you will see idiots trying to become rich. May it be the Tulip Mania in Holland in the Eighteenth century, Wallstreet crash of 1931, Tokyo market crash of the nineties, Nasdaq crash in 2000 or the Asian meltdown of 1998. Yes, market had become speculative and investors are paying a price, that is capitalism bhai. More importantly, KSE is still UP 12% from the start of 2005, ut may have lossed 3,500 points from it speak, but then it was up 60% in just one month, so go figure why it collapsed, but is still up for the year. And as for the ignorant comment, who looks like the ignorant one now?

8. We agree, good.

9. Wheat cause demand is much higher than supply while sugar, cause farmers have moved away from planting of sugarcane, thus the shortage.

10. Thankyou sir.

11. We agree, excellent.

12. You have all the right to disagree, but Khan’s Cancer Hospital is one of the greatest achievements by one of its biggest hypocrites.

13. TCF is a non-profit, charity NGO run by common Pakis with entirely Paki money.

Thanks