Apart maybe from the girl who co-hosts with Gulzar on his cooking show - nearly all these cooking show vj’s and music vj’s are nothing more than ridiculous pieces of decoration that do not add to the shows, rather subtract from them.
- Their dresses. OMG . Do you really need a girl dressed up more bling than most people can afford to at a shaadi, dressed almost like a dulhan (like the morning cooking show on the weekends on Masala) standing in a hot kitchen, fanning herself, and talking BS, distracting viewers from focusing on the recipe, mostly not even talking about the recipe and when they do, they ask really stupid questions like “Acha tho aap abhi spinach add kar rahe ho” as the cook is visibly adding spinach to the mixture cooking on the stove.
Really?
You want me to pay for this nonsense?
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Their attitutdes. The VJ’s on the music channels are perfect examples. They talk in English accents that are frankly laughable, act like bimbos and most of them don’t know the first thing about the music they’re presenting, 3/4 of the hour is spent on their bakhwaas and the rest of the 1/4 they might play songs if they remember.
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Picking at the hair. How many times do you have to set your hair and run your hands through your hair on the show like a goddamn pamela anderson, yaar? Choro bhai, you need 20 products just to control your hair, you ain’t all that and we know it.
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The make-up. Really? Is your face that ugly that you need enough foundation ke hum aik building aap ke mun pe khari kar sakain?
I think the worst part is their baatein. They ramble ON AND ON…and in the meantime you’re trying to watch some music, or you’re trying to follow a recipe, and the camera man spends more time on the girl’s face rather than shooting pictures of the recipe that is cooking on the stove.
I’d rather you show me a picture of the dekhcha with its contents so I can see what the meal is SUPPOSED to look like, rather than the girl’s thopra. Especially on the cooking channels - I mean, you’re not even targeting a male audience there so I don’t understand the focus on these useless hosts.