I thought the second joke was the other way around ??
anyways here are some :
1.) wat do u do if an indian throws a grenade at you ?
– take the pin out and throw it back!
2.) An Indian was going to disneyland by car and just a few km away from disneyland there was a board and it said “DisneyLand Left”… the indian said “oh well” and drived back home
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3.) Why do indian people’s hair stick up ? they try to catch all the stuff that goes over their heads.
4.) Wat do u call a line of indians side by side … A wind tunnel
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5.) there was a dead body after a shoot out they knew the guy was indian couse he got stabbed
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6.) An indian man came into karachi during the hight of poverty in karachi … seeing the indain in the mercedes car the pakistani guyz (who were unemployed at the time) got angry…
they told the indian to get out of his car and then one of the pak guy made a circle around the indian guy in the ground and told him stay their and dont move…
then they started pounding his car … they broke the windshield and the lights … but when they look back the indian is laughing… so they got more angry and started kicking the body of the car in puncturing the tires, broke the mirrors … and they look back the indian is laughing even more… now they really got angry and they tore out the engine … crush the whole body of the car and ripped out the seats and they look back and now the indian is laughing hesterically…
One of the pak guy asks the indian “wat the hell is wrong with you ? why are u laughing ?”
The indian guy goes : “while u were’nt looking I came out of the cirlce !”
LOL
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To do in life is to appreciate it. To live life is to lose it. I dont know what I am saying so I will stop saying it.
[This message has been edited by AekKella (edited August 03, 2001).]