Pakistani jokes hehe

Don’t know if these have been posted before! enjoy!

Mirza Ghalib for Pakistan’s soldiers:

Khud ko kar buland itna Ki Kargil ki choti pe ja pahuche Aur khuda tujhse pooche Abey gadhey ab utrega kaise?

A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi (India) found himself needing toilet badly. After a long search he could not find any, And eventually couldn’t control and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release
himself.

Once he had just started,a police official approached him, Hey, What do you think you’re doing here?
Pakistani tourist: sorry I have to “P”
Police: No PP here okay?
Follow me… The Police officer took him to a
beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around…

Police: PP here.. have a nice day.

Pakistani tourist: Oh sir … that is very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?
Police: No… this is Pakistani Embassy

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@ second wala

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catty…wasnt this Khudi shair written by someone long after Mirza Ghalib died?

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The original is by Allama Iqbal…and the second joke

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Akif, I know it’s by Allama Iqbal but that’s how I got the joke.

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btw, you work for at&t ? where at?

I thought the second joke was the other way around ??

anyways here are some :

1.) wat do u do if an indian throws a grenade at you ?

– take the pin out and throw it back!

2.) An Indian was going to disneyland by car and just a few km away from disneyland there was a board and it said “DisneyLand Left”… the indian said “oh well” and drived back home

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3.) Why do indian people’s hair stick up ? they try to catch all the stuff that goes over their heads.

4.) Wat do u call a line of indians side by side … A wind tunnel

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5.) there was a dead body after a shoot out they knew the guy was indian couse he got stabbed

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6.) An indian man came into karachi during the hight of poverty in karachi … seeing the indain in the mercedes car the pakistani guyz (who were unemployed at the time) got angry…

they told the indian to get out of his car and then one of the pak guy made a circle around the indian guy in the ground and told him stay their and dont move…

then they started pounding his car … they broke the windshield and the lights … but when they look back the indian is laughing… so they got more angry and started kicking the body of the car in puncturing the tires, broke the mirrors … and they look back the indian is laughing even more… now they really got angry and they tore out the engine … crush the whole body of the car and ripped out the seats and they look back and now the indian is laughing hesterically…

One of the pak guy asks the indian “wat the hell is wrong with you ? why are u laughing ?”

The indian guy goes : “while u were’nt looking I came out of the cirlce !”

LOL

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To do in life is to appreciate it. To live life is to lose it. I dont know what I am saying so I will stop saying it.

[This message has been edited by AekKella (edited August 03, 2001).]

LOL

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This are all soooooo funny

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lol@ the second one.

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yep…@ the HQs

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ah racism sighs..when will it end!!


"The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat."

Myth,
Not racism, nationalism. Indians adn Pakis are the same race.