Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
‘Ok, this one is easy to fly’, said the Chinese trainer, ‘even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!’
‘But how do we come down?’ asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.
‘Oh,’ said the Chinese ‘leave that to the Indian Air Force!’
A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn’t control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, ‘Hey, What do you think you’re doing here?’
Pakistani tourist: ‘Sorry I have to Pee’
Police : ‘No PP here okay ? Follow me.’
The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.
Police: ‘PP here… and have a nice day’.
Pakistani tourist : ‘Oh Sir, … that’s very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?’
Police: ‘No…this is The Pakistani Embassy!’
What do you call 5 pakistanis driving down a hill in an opel astra???
Ans: A damn shame! they could have fit 6…
How come all the paki jokes are 1 liners
They do not deserve more…
Two guys, an Indian, a Pakistani are out walking together one day. These 2 guys come across a lantern. When they rub it, a Genie pops out of it.
‘I will give you each one wish, that’s two wishes total,’ says the Genie.
The Pakistani said, ‘I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no neighbors or infidels can come into our Paki land.’ With a blink of the Genie’s eye, ‘POOF’ there was a huge wall around Pakistan.
‘Hmmmm’, the Indian asks, ‘I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.’ The Genie explains, ‘Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds Pakistan. Nothing can get in or out.’
So the Indian says, ‘Fill it up with water.’
A brain tumor patient with end-stage disease was informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant operation.The surgeon told him, ‘You can have an Indian brain for $10,000 dollars or an American’s for $25,000dollars or I can give you 10 gms. of a Paki’s brain for $100,000 dollars.’
The patient asked,‘Why is the Paki’s brain so much more expensive than the others?’
Well,’ replied the surgeon, ‘we have to go through a lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain.’
Tell me why have you guys not been able to come to terms with Pakistan even after 59 years....wake up........ i know its hard to realise that a nation smaller in size is more capable than you are but its true......so stop hiding behind that bag.
come on guys,, respect the visiters...
even thou they are rude neighbours...
After all unless we have these so called jokes, How would we know THEIR brain POWER...
to learn more about some one, you gotta let them speak first.....
