Pakistani Immigrant Believes Criminals Stealing From Him

Pakistani Man Fears Theives in Ethnic Neighborhood
ODDLY ENOUGH
Jan 22, 9:37 AM
Reuters
By OLIVER CLOZOFF

NEW YORK CITY (AP) - A Pakistani-Punjabi Immigrant believes that men dressed in blue costumes steal what he calls his “personal belongings”.

Mr Aafshaq Khan hails from a city in the most dangerous nation of the world, Pakistan. The city of saints, Multan. Coming from a medium sized village, Mr Khan says he is blessed getting an incidental Work Visa in the United States.

“My people, when they found out I was going to go to Amreeka and work as cab driver, they were happy very much. My mother gave me much kisses, and my brother gave me his farms two most best goats to take to Amreeka”.

However, the suprise that lay for Khan when he got to the United States was much more then what he bargained for.

Living in a small Indian ethnic enclave outside of New York City, Khan says men driving in a giant truck step onto his property and rob him of his belongings every Saturday and Wednesday mornings outside of his dimly lit apartment.

“Yes…(nodding in agreement) You heard rightly. When i first lived here, i had too much things in my small apartment, so i began to put them in disposal bags. I noticed also, that my neighbors were putting their disposal bags outside their doors in the lawn, so i started to do.” Continuing on, Afshaq Khan says what happened to him next, could not compare to anything that happened to him in Multan.

“What kind of people these are? They just come and pick up my disposal bags like it belong to them? How much clothes have i lost? How much family photos?” Khan claims thieves clad in blue city uniforms come in a giant truck into his neighborhood in the wee hours of the monring and take away his belongings he placed on his small curbside apartment lawn.

America continues to be the land of opportunity for many as they come filing in. But taking time to adjust may take longer than what some can stand.


Associated Press writers Mark Mickowskey and Ben Feheim contributed to this report.

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i wonder what he did with his trash

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what is this :konfused:

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:rotfl:
Oh cmon that can’t be true… !

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hahaha :D

What the ??

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This is a joke, right?

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:hehe:

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no no oliver clozoff is a very well regarded journalist who specializes in finding the uncanny, he even wrote a book on his experiences hunting for these obscure stories, co authored with Hugh G. Rekshon, and Mike Rotch.

look up his new show on NPR that he cohosts with Herbie Verstinks and Eileen Dover.

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ullu ke pathay :hoonh:

“Aafshaq Khan”??? ye kaisa naam hai?

“Most best”? BTW, where are goats? :aq:

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It are not I..pls

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okay

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Why on earth he keeps putting his belongins in bags and left it outside his house after the first incident ?

Who gave visa to such a stupid man, anyway ? :rolleyes:

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Heh, I didn't bother reading the name of the author. Then again, I wouldn't have understood anyway. I stopped watching the Simpsons a long time ago.

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Pakistani Borat with his two best goats from Multan.

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Slight correction: Two MOST best goats :D

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I think it's a joke. This story hasn't been on Reuter's Oddly enough page all week, and I check that daily!

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What is an "incidental work visa" anyway?

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another lame attempt by the gr8 americans to portrait pakistanis as stupids and retards. :chai:

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with so many spelling and grammatical mistakes... this gotta be a joke..