A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks what do they do
here?. He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day.” The man does not like the sound
of that at The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves. He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Pakistani hell and finds that there is a very long line
of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "
What do they do here?" He is told “First they put you in an electric chair
for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
Pakistani devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many
people waiting to get in?” Because there is never any electricity, so the
electric chair does not work, some one stole all the nails, and the devil
used to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then
goes back home. . . . . . . ."
“One mood, all the time”