Pakistani HELL!!!

A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell & asks, 'What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.

Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day"

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell & many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the PAKISTANI HELL & finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Pakistani devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day”

“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells- why are there so many people waiting to get in?” Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, & the devil used to be a government employee, so he comes in , punches his time-card & then goes back home"


THERE IS ONE THING THAT U WANT, N THERE IS ONE THING THAT ALLAH WANTS,IF U WANT OF WHAT ALLAH WANTS, ALLAH WILL GIVE U WHAT U WANT..
“The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything.”
“Wohi Hota Hai Jo Manzoorai Khudah Hota Hai”
The KiNG OF GUPSHUP

Oh man!

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Kambakht Ishq!

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LOLz


SubMit tO tHe MADNESS!!