Pakistani Hell!

A Pakistani dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the
German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”.

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many
more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.

Then he comes to the Pakistani hell and finds that there is a very
long line of
people waiting to get in.

Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”

He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the Pakistani devil comes in and whips you for
the rest of the day.”

“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are
there so many
people waiting to get in?”

“Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not
work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil
is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and
then goes to the canteen…”

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It is sooooooooo true!!!! I dont know about the Govt. servant, but i know, people do not like to work there. We went to Pakistan last year, as the plane landed at Karachi Airport, and we rushed to the check-in counters, they were all empty. There were people just standing around and their boss (with really long moochhein) was screaming and cursing at them to go their "stations" and help the passengers, but no one was listening. Passengers were so frustrated, a couple uncles and aunties got into fights/arguments with the airport staff...
Finally, we were release to go claim our luggage after 3 hours....horrible memory!!!!! but, trip was fun though.

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I have had similar experiences when arriving on Pakistani airports. But I never had to wait as long as you. 3 hours? That’s really bad.

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I did not have such a bad experiance at the ariport but every where else, when i tell them some about US, how things are done and can be improved in Pakistan,
I always get the same answer from every one.... US has been freed for 250 years and we only 58 years, lets us have that long and see how good we will be????
That gives me a hope that pakistani want to be free for at least 250 years......

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hey come on guys i know things are bad i have had a few bad experiences myself but there is plentty of good stuff as well and thigs are improving...............its not good at the moment but i am sure it will be different in future.

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i agree with Saroo and don't want to loos my hope about the mother land....too.

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So true..:hehe:

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Although it was ‘somewhat’ true but it was still meant to be a JOKE :rolleyes:

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I enjoyed the joke it was just the comments after the joke that got me all warmed up…