I heard this joke two years ago and its one of the very few best jokes i’ve ever heard. I couldn’t translate it well so im posting it as it is in urdu.
Ek dafa Pakistani Ambassador aur British Ambassador ki mulakat hoti ha.
British kehta ha “Yeh kiya aap loge pakistan ke saath kar rahe hain. Aap logoun nay Pakistan islam ke naam par liya aur kaha keh minorities ko pooray haqooq diye jayein gay. Kiya kia aap nay minorities ke saath. Unn ko chooroun ka laqab detay hain, political representation unn ki naa honay ke barabar ha, unn ki koi sunta ha, unn ko buniyadi haqooq tuk ka tahaffuz hasil nahi ha …”
Jawab mein pakistani kehta ha “Aap ka pakistan kay baray mein tasawwar bilkul ghalat ha. Hum nay jahan musalmanoun ke liye mahole banaya ha wahan minorities ka poora poora khayal rakha ha, unn ko har jaga numaindigi dee gaye ha, har jagah unn ke haqooq ke tahaffuz ka khiyal rakha jata ha … aap yeh dekhain keh pakistani parcham ka 1/3 portion white ha jo minoroties ko represent karta ha”.
British ambassador kehta ha “woh tho theek ha magar aap nay danda bhi tho white color mein diya huwa ha”
