Pakistani english :p

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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This is a collection of letters and applications written by people from
various places of Pakistan. English at its best.

  1. A candidate’s application:
    “This has reference to your advertisement calling for a typist and an
    accountant - Male or Female”… As I am both for the past several years
    and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

  2. An employee applied for leave as follows:
    “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
    Please sanction me one week leave.”

  3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
    “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please
    grant me half day casual leave”

  4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
    “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
    you to leave me today”

  5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend’s letter:
    “I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the School”

  6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
    “As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”

  7. A covering note “I am enclosed herewith…”

  8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept:
    “As my Mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant
    me 10 days leave.”

  9. Actual letter written for application of leave:
    “My wife is suffering from sickness! and as I am her only husband at home
    I may be granted leave”.

  10. Letter writing:
    “I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

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:hehe:

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:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

i get to see such specimens first hand as my mom teaches english and brings home students answer scripts sometimes and some ppl do come up with such masterpieces sometimes :hehe:

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too good

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Re: Pakistani english :stuck_out_tongue:

:hehe: :biggthumb:

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:rotfl: amazing! :smiley:

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  1. Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness! and as I am her only husband at home
    I may be granted leave".

  2. A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..."

:rotfl"

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Funny. :hehe:

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thankoo. :blush: aap sab logon ki ghonsla afzai ka shukriya :stuck_out_tongue:

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:rotfl: :hehe:

Zabardast… :smiley:

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:d “My wife is suffering from sickness! and as I am her only husband at home
I may be granted leave”.

:k:

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:rotfl: reminds me of somreone’s letter !!

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:k:

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:hehe:

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arsua hua kuch original cheez paRRhay. Aaj paRRh lee.

Is liyay aap ka shukria.

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haha this stuff is good

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Re: Pakistani english :stuck_out_tongue:

My personal favorites :rotfl:

Please declare holiday in school…wow! someone is in a benevolent mood :hehe:

thankoo aap sab bhai loug :Pretty:

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:hehe:

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:rotfl:

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thats some funny stuff!