I installed an answering machine for my mum in Lahore (in 1996) and we left the house ... when we returned. First message was
1) Haa ha-ay, pata nahee kee payya kehnda ay, ... way Najim, chup kyon kar gayya ain? eh kee kehya eee? (Then my cousin take the receiver from my khala) ... hello Najim bhaee ... ammi koee nahee bole raha. Line disconnected
2) hello Najim bhai, yeh aap kia keh rahay hain message message, kaun sa message .... ammi awaz to Najim bhee kee hee hay, pata nahee in kee line ko kia ho gayya hay .... long pause then my aunty comes on the phone .... Najim hun teree umar mazaaq walee naee, chuk lay phone. long pause & line disconnected.
3) Hello baji (my uncle), eh tay Khurram (my younger bro) dee awaz naee lagdee, kain payya bolda ay? Pata naee kee ho rayaa ay, yaar koee bolo wee hun. Disconnected.
4) Fair oho-ee "galbad galbad" ... lag-da baji day telephone ich kisay naa taar paee hoee ay. Main khurram da mobile try karna waan. Line disconnected.
5) Hello Najim, its Haseeb (my friend calling from London), yaar u shouldn't put an answerphone on a pakistani line, it will make the people go crazy, anyway, give me a ring when u are back.
6) way Najim, toon kadoon aayaan Londano ... leh do lafaz bole keh chup kar gayya ay. Way, tenu meray koloon sharam aanday?? phuphi aan teri (phupho was appalled that I am not speaking) ... last sentence main karnee ***** (my mum's name) naal gall, teray kan tay khichay zara. Long pause and line disconnected.
When we came back my mum returned the calls and we had a good laugh but then she immediately ordered, remove this freaking answering machine. So its still packed in a cupboard in Lahore.
Dont know if there is any change in last eight years.