Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
“Ok, this one is easy to fly”, said the Chinese trainer, “even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!”
“But how do we come down?” asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.
“Oh,” said the Chinese “leave that to the Indian Air Force!”
al right, now wake up..
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(this can happen only in your dream)
FACT:: Battle ground, or the cricket ground.. Pakistan is superior… If you don’t believe it, pick up the record book..
-May God bless the Land of Pure- PAKISTAN
As for as I remember all your Mig 21s either are going down by you own idiot pilots ( for the last 20 years they never learn to fly them) or some in Kargil.
Tell me what happen to the only one your country try to make never even got up to get down.
" I am empowered to do what makes sense!!!!!"
Heard the joke before. And you know what Sajjadm it is pretty pethetic changing names and nationalities you know.
As for Airforce History has proven who brings whom down. Go gets your facts staright and come back!
By the way remember two years ago when Vijay Ahuja was brought down when you violated the Pakistan Airspace?
some ppl can’t face the truth eh?
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well… its a ability which takes time to develop!!
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Originally posted by sajjadm:
**Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
"Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!"
"But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.
"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!"
**
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it is not a joke it is a reality
we pakistanis always think we are superior
but no one knows the fact
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Don`t forget M.M.Allam
4 for breakfast and 2 for lunch.
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be realistic
World acknowledges that Pakistani Airforce is the second best air force in the world, Israeli airforce being at the top.
The reason why its ranked second is that pakistanis have never compared or tried to have a friendly dogfight with Israelis. And I believe PAF is better than Israeli Airforce.
In a mock dogfight with Americans, Pakistanis seemed to be playing with kids. Pakistanis defeated them in seconds.
Hey why isn’t it funny for u all when Pakis are victims of the joke. C’mon.
BTW. Great joke
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YEH DIL MANGE MORE!
Ok, here’s another airforce joke,
Bharati AF Chief Tipnis was trying to train a novice Bharati pilot. He took the novice to the fighter plane and said
“Do you see this red button?”
‘Yes sir’ replied the novice’
‘Ok’ Said Tipis, ‘to start the engine, you have to press it.’
‘Now do you see this green button?’
‘Yes sir’ replied the novice.
‘Pressing the green button makes the plane fly’
‘Ok sir’ said the novice
‘but how do I bring the plane down?’
“Don’t worry about that son, this is a MiG 21!!”, said Tipnis.
[This message has been edited by Ahmed (edited May 23, 2001).]
lol nice joke
aoa
ok we should take it as a joke but the fact is that India can not see a small country (Pakistan ) on the map of the world. In the ratio wise India has a big ground force , air force and navy. But in the Kargil war the ratio of loss 3:1 (india : pakistan).
[This message has been edited by akashifs (edited May 24, 2001).]
Ahmed, nice joke (Sad truth)
Akashif:
Kargil was not fought like an actual war. It was fought under a self-restrained scenario.
Also, Pakistan has spend 5.7 - 7% of annual GDP on defence since 1967. India has been in the range of 2.5 - 3.0% for the same period.
Anyway, you may not understand these things. sorry if I seem rude.
Ahmed, once again, nice one!
You are starving you people to death by increasing your defense budget.
What are you talking about?
" I am empowered to do what makes sense!!!!!"