Pakistan vs. India
An Indian and a Pakistani get into a car accident and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither
of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the Pakistani says , “So you’re an Indian. I’m a Pakistani. Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.”
The Indian replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.”
The Pakistani continues, “And look at this. Here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then he hands the bottle to the Indian.
The Indian agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the Pakistani. The Pakistani takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the Indian. The Indian asks, “Aren’t you having
any?”
The Pakistani replies, “No…I think I’ll wait for the police.”
INDO-PAK PRIDE 4 LIFE!!!
TeRi YaAd HaI mEri ZiNdiGi…
ZaRa SoOch LeH nA kAbHi KaBhI