I am not one for smilies , but the below had me going :konfused:
It is from the About Us section of the Pakistan Times Web Site.
WITH this veracity a great and grand nation came into sight on the world Atlas to manifest the charter of the comity of nations—as the silhouette of the UN—hallmarked with an elegant mindset, Love vis-à-vis all and Odium towards none—as well as with the employ of the acknowledged axiom—equilibrium—with live and let others live, as its podium.
Yet paradoxically this fascinating land, sanctified with profuse and
prolific matchless traits—Pakistan—by now, could not clutch the magnitude of lofty impact and adore—which, pragmatically is its bona fide right via a candid flange.
Prima facie some antagonistic psyches have—all the way—been unleashing a sway of bigoted jargon to layer the de facto features of this bravura and virtuoso nation—yet in vain.
To evaporate all types of the flawed propaganda—about Pakistan, PT is before you today with a new face and fresh pledge ‘To do the news like the world has never seen news before’.
In fact—as we look at it—the birth of ‘Pakistan Times’ and it’s propel to stay alive is a modern David and Goliath tale about how an inventive web-newspaper can take on into a giant module of cyber medium—with an eventual goal—to win with optimal zest.
–> Pakistan Times ← 
